a bad role model

Don't you know you're not supposed to drink coffee when you're fake pregnant with not-Tom-Cruise's baby?!

(And speaking of Mr. Risky Business, it's totally unfair that he's gay and gets to marry a woman, but when I'm gay I don't get to marry a woman at all! Stupid double standards for celebrities!)

UPDATE:
Katie reportedly had her baby. And it's not a TomKat, it's a TomKitty.

The child, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces, and was 20 inches long. Both she and Holmes were reported to be in good condition. "Everybody is doing wonderfully," said Arnold Robinson, publicist for Cruise.

Now here's the thing. No one saw them at the hospital, no one saw them going to the hospital, nothing. If the rumor mill is right and this child was not really from Katie Holmes-Cruise's womb, then maybe some child from Russia or Romania or some place where White kids are often put up for adoption has been transported over. Or it's the offspring of some Scientologist cult member.

Really, I read this with an open mind, but when I saw this...

He declined to give any other details about the birth, saying the couple wished no comments made beyond the very brief written statement. They released no information about the time of birth, nor the duration or nature of labor.

... that was a good indication to me that something is up.